this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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