I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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