In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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