I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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