dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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