how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Rumble strips road head = magical
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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