I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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