Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
This is my gift to your gina
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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