Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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