I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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