I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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