dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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