Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Randomize
