I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Randomize
