If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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