i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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