He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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