I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
worst night to have a conscience
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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