I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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