Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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