How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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