woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
He better not be in your backpack
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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