Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
