even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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