After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
do herpes really smell.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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