and i looked up. we had an audience...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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