Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
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