I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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