I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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