Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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