I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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