So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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