JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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