I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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