Taylor Swift is so right about you.
wanna go halves on a baby?
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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