Nicole vs. Life
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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