it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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