I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
this hospital has no fireball
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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