you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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