good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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