the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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