i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
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I need you to use more vowels.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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