How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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