Kareoke will never be a sober sport
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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