I understand Curling. That high.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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