I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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