And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
she told me i tasted like america
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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