We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
