Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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