Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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