A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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